笑话 what a fucking day!（笑话这该死的一天！）.doc

笑话 what a fucking day!（笑话这该死的一天！） 1. today learned that a very favorite woman is no longer a virgin, really TMD should that sentence, every woman you want to go behind, there must be a man on her vomiting, What, a, fucking, day! 2. busy for a day, finally pushed home subway, hungry and sleepy. The boy stood on the opposite side of the open a bag of potato chips to eat two, smells good = = I naturally (usually with friends and snatch a habit) took two pieces, and then stared together! I was chewing and explaining to him... Sorry, I'm so hungry... Finally, he is in a bag under the watchful eyes of the people to pity me... What a fucking day! 3. BF is quick shooter, 1 minutes to finish. Having finished, I lit a cigarette in my bed and asked, "did you have a police card just now?" What a fucking day... 4., the first time with my girlfriend * * *, she said pain, I will comfort her, until finished, only to find the wrong hole.... What a fucking day! 5. on the stool, squatting, after that didn't take the paper, think with your fingers clean and wash hands well, the stool is very sticky, so want to shake to shake it off, fingers hit the pit edge, good pain, reflex mouth contained What a fucking day finger.....! 6., yesterday and GF**, want to learn the movie, so she picked up, rude throw on the bed, as a result of throwing out of the moment, realized that overestimate their strength, and directly thrown on the ground. What a fucking day! 7. girlfriend texted me: "let's break up."!" After a while, I received: "sorry, wrong."!!" What a fucking day! 8. today, my computer betrayed me. I was watching a piece of film found by my father. But my dad decided to be generous with me and let me find all the pieces. "Put one."!" My dad ordered. I put on a masterpiece by Miss Sora Aoi. My father is angry and puts Maria Ozawa on me! What a fucking day! 9. he dumped me, just because I was a virgin, he did not dare to touch, there is demand... What a fucking day! 10. talking with my girlf