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好笑的英语笑话一大筐:好笑的英语笑话 好笑的英语笑话一大筐篇一Give and take 给予与提取 My friends preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the tellers window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind her,My children are in their 20s，and Im still giving them money. When does it end? 我的朋友为其子女的光临做着一些准备工作。这些工作当然包括要到银行去一超。当她在出纳员的窗外排队等候时，她对她身后的一位中年男子说:我的孩子们都20多岁了，可我仍然得给他们钱。这种事什么时候才算完呢? Im not sure，the man replied while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand，but I`m not the one to ask. Im here to deposit a check my mother gave me. 我可不知道。那位男子边回答边不安地看着手里拿着的那张纸。我可不是你该问的人，我到这儿是来支取我妈妈给我的支票的。 好笑的英语笑话一大筐篇二The Third Operation 第三次手术 The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along. 一位病人做完一个手术回到病房，他的朋友来看望他并问他感觉怎么样。 Well, the patient began, after my first operation they had to cut me open again. The doctor had to take out the sponge left in me. But you got over it all right? 哎，这位病人说，第一次手术后他们又给我开了一刀，因为医生要取出忘在我体内的纱布.但是你挺过来了? Oh, yes. Only I had another operation yesterday. They found that they had operated on the wrong part. 噢，是的，只是他们昨天又给我开了一刀，因为他们发现开刀开错了地方。 Thank God. Youre all right now, though, the friend said encouragingly. 感谢上帝，你现在总算没事了 。朋友安慰他说。 At that time the doctor came in saying, Has anyone seen my hat around here? I left it somewhere yesterday. 正在这时医生进来说：谁在这儿看见我的帽子了?我昨天把它忘在什么地方了。 好笑的英语笑话一大筐篇三Tooth extraction 拔牙 Im sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth. 对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。 Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work! 20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。 Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office. 是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。 好笑的英语笑话一大筐篇四Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. 小约翰问他奶奶多大了 Grandma answered, 39 and holding. 奶奶回答说：要比39岁大。 Johnny thought for a moment, and then