史上最好笑的英语笑话 二年级好笑的英语笑话.docVIP

史上最好笑的英语笑话 二年级好笑的英语笑话 二年级好笑的英语笑话篇一聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didnt write address and addressees name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: You have thrown the letter into the mail box? Certainly. You didnt notice that the envelope does not have address and addressees name on it? I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope. Then why didnt you take it back? I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldnt let me know to whom you send the letter! 有一天，父亲让八岁的儿子寄信。儿子接过信。父亲这时才想起他没有在信封上写地址与收件人名称。 儿子回来后，父亲问他：你已经把信塞进信箱了吗? 当然。 你没注意到信封上没有地址和收件人的名字吗? 我当然看到信封上什么也没有。 那你为什么不把它拿回来? 我还以为你不写地址和收信人是因为你不想让我知道你要将这封信寄给谁! 二年级好笑的英语笑话篇二同辈的压力 My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.Peer pressure, Chad told her. 一天晚上，我十几岁的儿子查理，带着九个朋友回到家，他们都扎了耳朵眼儿。当儿子的奶奶听说了这件事时，她问我儿子为什么要这样做，查理告诉她:是同辈的压力。 You should be a leader instead of a follower，Grandma said. 奶奶说：你应该做个领头的， I was,he replied. It was my idea. 我是个领头的。他回答说：这是我的主意。 二年级好笑的英语笑话篇三Identification 证明 A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed，but she didnt have an account with us. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards，her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a drivers license，but she didri t have one. 一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。 Dont you have something with your picture on it?I asked. 难道你就没带照片的东西吗? Oh, sure,she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. Thats me in the back row. 二年级好笑的英语笑话篇四结婚礼物 Congratulations on our anniversary, honey! Heresyour gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes outeverytime you open your mouth! 庆祝我们的结婚纪念日，亲爱的!这是你的礼物 - 一个用来装废话的化粪池，装你每次张嘴开口说的话! T