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[经典英语笑话小短文精选] 英语笑话短文 经典英语笑话小短文篇一Its Good to Admit a Fault John is not a good student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. John! Teacher says angrily. What? Whats wrong? John is awaken. Why do you make a face? Its classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing. Teacher says. No one is laughing. Teacher says. No, its not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping. John fells upset. Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy. Teacher is satisfied with it. 认错 约翰并不是个好学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。 约翰!老师生气地喊他。 什么?出什么事了?约翰醒了。 你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!老师生气地说。 没有人在笑呀。其他同学笑声地嘀咕。 不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。约翰感?a href=“/update/” target=“_blank” class=“keylink”>讲话病?/p>嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子老师为此感到满意。 经典英语笑话小短文篇二It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there. And a boy laughs and says, It must get crowded when its a crescent moon. 一定很拥挤 一位告诉学生：月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。 一个男孩笑着说：当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊! 经典英语笑话小短文篇三Are Flies Yummy? Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, Dad, are flies yummy? Dad frowns and says, No, I think its yucky. Why do you ask me this question? Its a silly question. But Tony says, There was one fly in your plate. 苍蝇好吃吗? 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。 突然，托尼问他的爸爸：爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗? 爸爸皱眉说：我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。 可是托尼说：刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。 经典英语笑话小短文篇四I Dont Want to Walk Home Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven oclock. But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Toms wife, The old man couldnt find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car. After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you cant find the way, whats the matter? The old man smiles like a child and says, I couldnt find my way? I didnt want to walk home. 我不想走回家