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【中英对照英语笑话阅读】英语笑话 中英对照英语笑话阅读篇一an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation(集会) for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didnt constitute gambling, the minister replied, its merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity. 衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。 philosopher bertrand russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: of course not. after all, i may be wrong. 当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。 a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? 中英对照英语笑话阅读篇二一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅? the winning reply was: the one nearest the exit. 获奖的答案是：最接近门口的那一幅。 中英对照英语笑话阅读篇三Business just started开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. 一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。 He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. 他租用了漂亮的办公室，办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。 Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. 这天，这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。 Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. 为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖 He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 张觜就是三、五个亿，闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话打完，挂上听筒，年轻人问进来的那人 Can I help you? The man said, Yeah, Ive come to activate your phone lines. 您有事吗?那人说，有事，我是来给你开通电话的。 中英对照英语笑话阅读篇四Mark Twains Tie 马克吐温的领带 Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie. 一天，马克吐温从斯托夫人那里回来，妻子因为他忘记带领带出门而责备他。 Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowes door with a small package.Inside was a black necktie and a brief note: Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half a