英文笑话大全 爆笑 [比较好听的英文笑话大全].doc

精选公文范文 PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE PAGE 1 英文笑话大全 爆笑 [比较好听的英文笑话大全] 各位读友大家好，此文档由网络收集而来，欢迎您下载，谢谢 　　笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语知识。小编精心收集了比较好听的英文笑话，供大家欣赏学习! 　　比较好听的英文笑话篇1 　　Keys to Success 　　成功的关键 　　One day a father was teaching his son and said, “The keys to your success are keeping yourword and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matterwhat will happen. This is called ‘keeping one’s words.’ 　　”What is cleverness?” asked his son. 　　”Cleverness is that you’ll never make such a promise, “ the father answered. 　　一天，父亲教育儿子说：“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明。一旦你给了别人承诺，无论发生什么事，你都得实现它，这个就叫‘守诺言’。” 　　儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢?” 　　父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”　　比较好听的英文笑话篇2 　　like mother, like daughter 　　My husband, a high school teacher, had a meeting with the mother of a student who had atencency to become distracted during class. He asked if she had noticed that problem whendealing with her aughter. The mother looked thoughtfully at him and then pointed to the farwall, asking “ Are those aluminum windows?” 　　有其母必有其女 　　我丈夫是个中学教员。曾经会见一位学生的母亲，她女儿上课经常开小差。他问她在和女儿的接触中是否注意到这个问题。这位母亲若有所思的盯着他，然后指着远处的墙问：“那些是铝合金窗户吗?　　比较好听的英文笑话篇3 　　As soon as you wake up, you’re fired 　　一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了 　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. Theboss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man’schest. “As long as you’re asleep,” it read, “you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you’refired.” 　　我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。”　　比较好听的英文笑话篇4 　　不同的听众Different Audience 　　Al Smith was governor of New York State. He was a fa mous man. He was born very poor onthe East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won greatsuccess. 　　One day， as governor， he was visiting the state prison at Sing Sing. Sing Sing is one of thelargest prisons in the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say so